As we all know the chemistry between a woman and her shoes is and everlasting romance. They make us laugh, they make us cry and when on sale… jump with hysterical joy! They are kept as precious little mementoes, can level your ego in a split second, and once you’ve found “the one” THE PAIR – happily walk you down the aisle.

This could potentially be followed by reports of their alleged involvement in heated discussions, tired feet and last seen by the “framed” puppy dog.